talesofascrewup:

uniquely-khaotic:

accras:

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

When You Tired Of Waiting 45 Mins For Some Pizza 🍕🏃🏽💨 😂😂😂 w/ @imbrownskinn

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sonypraystation:

sobeitjayt:

When You Tired Of Waiting 45 Mins For Some Pizza

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (2003)

maid-of-snow:

maid-of-snow:

My roomba will sometimes get lost in the house and get to low battery before they can find their port so I have to go looking under all the tables and chairs and carry them like a puppy so they can take a nap and recharge

I thought about this post today when the roomba closed the door on itself and got trapped in the pantry

dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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thebootydiaries:

“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

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pinkmanjesse: “ MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL ”

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

nick-avallone:

me: wow I really couldn’t get any gayer
narrator: he will get much gayer